I just spit in it and call it a strawberry swirl. And by swirl I do mean mixing it with my tongue.
This happened today in line for the iPad 2.
PS - I’m selling a pristine 32 GB WiFi+3G iPad plus case. It’s like new, with original box, cables, etc. Asking $500, but make me an offer.
I swear to you. Every year they get even crazier. Wait until Jesus finds out how he’s being represented—He’s going to be pissed! The mouth on this broad. This is why women shouldn’t read. They start getting ideas N’ Shit.
(Source: patrickmelton)
